Posts tagged crazy

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urlcannotendinahyphen:

drinkthe-koolaid:

shitrepublicancandidatessay:

Ridiculous as sodomy laws may be, there clearly is no right to privacy nor sodomy found anywhere in the Constitution.” -A discussion of why Lawrence v. Texas (the Supreme Court case about whether it was constitutional for police in Texas to enter a gay man’s apartment and arrest him for having anal sex) was wrongly decided. From Ron Paul’s “Federal Courts and the Imaginary Constitution,” August 2003.

“Privacy is one of the most sacred elements of a free society. It is now common to pass laws which routinely violate the Constitutional guarantee that our homes and persons are not to be invaded by government agents.” -From Ron Paul’s book, Freedom Under Siege, published 1987.

Makes perfect sense. My shit is stuff, your stuff is shit (thanks George Carlin).

Reason #92839287 Ron Paul is horrible.

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

The Cain Train Has Pulled Into Failure Station

Fucken Finally.  From Gawker.com:

Hyperactive pepperoni stick Herman Cain just emerged from his big-ass tour bus, theme song playing and teensy wife by his side, to take to a rental podium and announce that he’s suspending his presidential campaign. You all distracted him with your accusations about affairs and leg-touching moments too much!

Before Cain made his appearance, many of his most uncharismatic supporters took to the stage to mumble about things and tell boring stories. When Cain finally took his turn, he refused to just get to the fucking point—prolonging the drama to boast about his heightened name recognition and complete lack of qualifications to hold any elected office besides maybe municipal water commissioner of a rural town; complain about “those false allegations” that “are not true,” and how much they’ve hurt his family; and inform us that he’s at peace. But if you listened closely, you noticed that he repeatedly used the past tense before stating clearly that he was pulling out of the race.

Now what? Well, he’s “not going to be silenced,” and he’s “not going to go away.” He’s just gonna dump all his terrible ideas and gratuitous Pokemon references on a website in Inter-Inter-Inter-Neta-Neta-Neta-Stan-Stan, where they can compete with all the other crazy half-baked ideas drummed up by people who have no fucking clue what they’re talking about, when they talk about what the government should be doing. Good luck, Herman!

As a sidenote: Somebody ought to inform liberal Floridian rocker Tom Petty that Cain’s campaign was playing “Runnin’ Down a Dream” before Cain made his announcement, so he can dig out the cease-and-desist letter template he used when going after Michele Bachmann and George W. Bush for also using his songs without permission. [MSNBC]

Posted 5 months ago

So

My ex bf (of 3 yrs) came and got the rest of his shit today. That sucked. It all sucks. He’s been texting me dick texts about my terribleness since then. Fml. Answer: klonopin! - prescribed only i assure you. As needed. This is definitely an as needed situation don’t you think? See young people!!! Relationships are bullshit even in your 30’s!!!!!! Or they can be awesome like my sister, anunquietmindofamy, and her awesome hubby. Fuck. Ok i’m done with my pity party. Back to peace and love… Sigh… Oh, haha! I did keep some mutually purchased phish things so yay on me!

Posted 6 months ago

have you seen my mind

i seem to have misplaced it somwheres….

http://youtu.be/YF5FSgECALk

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Posted 7 months ago

The 9 Craziest Things Herman Cain Ever Said

think-progress:

1. Towns can ban mosques

2. Abortion should be illegal (under all circumstances)

3. Put an electrified fence on the southern U.S. border

4. No minimum wage (it’s unnecessary)

5. African-Americans are brainwashed

6. No Muslims in his presidential cabinet

7. Let…

Posted 11 months ago

this woman is a dangerous lunatic.

“Michele Bachmann says certain things that sound crazy to the general public,” says author Frank Schaeffer, Francis Schaeffer’s son and former collaborator. “But to anybody raised in the environment of the evangelical right wing, what she says makes perfect sense.” http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-06-14/michele-bachmanns-unrivaled-extremism-gay-rights-to-religion/2/